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   the webmaster

   the webmaster is a slug with way too much time on their hands. this slug wanders the lands of turkey, and eats oatmeal and fruit.

    ok im not a slug. im webster. a human. unfortunately. but the last sentence is true!

    im just, a funny gal goofin' around. yea. pretty much. i honestly have no idea what im doing (if u couldnt tell) so im just in the mindset of "fuck around and find out" and yup,

    that sure is what i did.

    fun fact: i had zero coding experience before this site!

    basically one day i really wanted to learn html, found out about ms frontpage pirated very legally obtained it and then just started! very fun experience 10/10 would suffer again

    why does this website even exist

  for fun, duh.

   at first i wanted just, a blog. but then i was like... why stop there? why, would i, the great webster restrict myself to a puny blog? so i made an entire website. very painstakingly.

  oh, and also because i want a space to express myself. i mean, sure, i have instagram. i can just make posts there, and talk about myself. but this method, feels waay more rewarding!

  also, you can customize every inch and corner of a site. i cant express myself enough with photos and captions goddamnit.

  what i do

 i make art (i think i dunno. i havent drawn in what *seems* like decades. probably just a month though.) and sometimes write poetry! sometimes, though.

 i also reeally like tech. like, both modern and oldschool tech. i swear i cant tell you how much i have watched LGRs videos.

 my dream is to get a pc setup, but not a gaming one. one with a square monitor and good ol' reliable windows 98 on it. maybe even a dos game collection?

 also a gameboy. i really want a gameboy. and all of the kirby games, that too.

 what to expect in the future

  shitty code and new pages.